Pointless Committee: Fanciful Fundraising

Agenda: Donor 1

Today's Goal: Sell 1 item of useless junk for $100

We're trying to raise funds for our completely-not-pointless research on Donor 2's favorite subject: the aerodynamics of a single, stationary, slightly-torn tissue.

Donate now, and you'll receive this exclusive:

			A slightly-used tissue
						* 1x
		

Contribute $100 to this totally-not-pointless cause!

Or, for a more generous contribution, visit Donor 3's page for a special surprise!

Disclaimer: This is not, in fact, a real committee or a real cause. But, honestly, the tissue is pretty cool.

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