10:00 AM - 10:10 AM: Introduction by Chairperson, Jane Doe (also known as "The Chairperson")
10:10 AM - 10:20 AM: "The Importance of Pointlessness in Modern Society" by Dr. John Smith, Ph.D. in Pointlessness
10:20 AM - 10:30 AM: Break (during which time we will all contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence)
10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Panel Discussion: "The Ethics of Unnecessary Meetings"
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break (free sandwiches courtesy of "The Committee's Secret Donor 11")
12:00 PM - 12:45 PM: "The Benefits of Wasting Time on Pointless Committee Work" by Committee Member 3, Bob Brown