Acknowledgement of Donor 26: The Unsung Hero

To: Donor 26
From: The Pointless Committee
Subject: Your Unwitting Contribution to our Unproductive Agenda

We would like to extend our sincerest thanks for your generous contribution of exactly $27.42. This amount will be used to further the committee's mission of accomplishing nothing in particular.

In recognition of your donation, we have included the following exclusive benefits:

• Access to our monthly meeting minutes, which are always 30 pages of filler text.
• A personalized letter from our committee chair, detailing every single meeting since 2015.

Other Notable Donors:

• Donor 3: The Guy Who Sent a $10 Check and a Used Pencil.
• Donor 42: Who donated a single stapler that still doesn't work.

To view our full donor list, visit Donor List

To learn more about our agenda, visit Agenda