To: Donor 26
From: The Pointless Committee
Subject: Your Unwitting Contribution to our Unproductive Agenda
We would like to extend our sincerest thanks for your generous contribution of exactly $27.42. This amount will be used to further the committee's mission of accomplishing nothing in particular.
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