FUNDRAISING AGENDA

We're not actually raising funds. That's not what we do.

Here's what we'll be pretending to do instead:

Host a bake sale. Because who needs actual fundraising when you can just sell cookies?
Charge for the privilege of attending our meetings. It's not a real conference, but it'll be fun, we swear.
Hold a raffle for a year's supply of novelty items. You know, for "prizes".

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