Today's Agenda Item 2: "How to Scare Away Potential Donors with Unrelenting Incompetence"
Subcommittee 1: "Best Practices for Spewing Incoherent Ramblings at Donor Events"
| Schedule: |
| 10:00 AM - 11:30 AM: "Donor Appreciation Event" (AKA "We're Not Actually Appreciating You, but We Need Money)" |
| 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM: "Free Lunch for Donors" (AKA "You'll Pay for Your Own Lunch, but We'll Pretend to Care)" |
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