Today's agenda is brought to you by the generous donation of Fud minimalist, patron of pointless endeavors.
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Importance of Doing Nothing" - A presentation by our fearless Chairperson on the art of achieving maximum productivity by doing absolutely nothing.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Benefits of Unnecessary Meetings" - A panel discussion on the merits of scheduling meetings just for the sake of scheduling meetings.
Committee Merch is now available in the break room.
Prophetic Sighting reported in the break room. We are not sure what it means.
Remember to bring your lunch. Or don't. We're not really sure.
Next meeting: Donor 5 will be taking over the discussion on the meaning of life.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Pointless Committee.