Special Thanks to Donor 5, whose generosity is so boundless, it's practically its own gravitational force field. Without you, our committee's meeting minutes would be nothing more than a series of hastily scrawled notes on a whiteboard.
We are thrilled to announce that Donor 5 has graciously contributed $500 to our cause, which, after accounting for the cost of the "World's Okayest Committee" t-shirt we purchased for ourselves, will be used to purchase exactly one extra-large coffee at the local diner down the street.
Donor 5's donation was made possible by their generous use of a 3rd party payment gateway. We would like to thank them for their support of our completely-not-at-all-soulless pursuit of bureaucratic inefficiency.