Donor 5's Pointless Committee: FUNDRAISING AGENDA

Agenda for Today's Meeting

10:00 - Welcome and introductions, because who doesn't love small talk?
10:15 - Discussion of the importance of having an extra meeting room for the committee, because who wouldn't want to meet in a cramped, windowless box?
11:00 - Break for "free" donuts in the break room, because "free" is always a great motivator
11:15 - Debate: "Should we spend $10,000 on a new copier, or should we just use the one that still works but looks like it was built in 1987?"
12:00 - Lunch break, during which we will all pretend to be on a break
13:00 - The Great Debate of the Afternoon: "Is a 3 PM meeting really necessary, or can we just make up some fake work to do at home?"
14:00 - Final thoughts and adjournment, because who doesn't love a good excuse to go home early?