Dear Donor #5, it is our great pleasure to share with you our annual report on the accomplishments of the Committee on Pointless Endeavors (CPE). As you know, our committee's primary goal is to engage in activities of minimal practical value, but maximum entertainment for our members.
We are proud to report that our research on bicycle aerodynamics has been published in the Journal of Completely Unremarkable Research (ISSN: 1234-5679). You can find the abstract here.
We are excited to announce that our next project will be to host a workshop on the art of Extreme Pencil Sharpening, in collaboration with the International Pencil Sharpening Federation (IPSF). Stay tuned for updates.
We would like to extend our gratitude to you, Donor #5, for your generous support. Your contributions have enabled us to continue our mission of pursuing pointless endeavors. We look forward to keeping you updated on our progress and, of course, inviting you to our upcoming workshop.
Please feel free to contact us at contact@pointless.org if you have any questions or would like to join our mailing list.