Donor 6: Because Someone Has to Pay for This

We're glad you asked, because apparently, someone has to foot the bill for our committee's existence. Our goal is to raise funds for absolutely nothing in particular.

Here's what your generous donation will buy you:

• A vague sense of accomplishment
• The knowledge that you've contributed to something utterly useless
• A commemorative certificate of participation (which we'll mail to you in a plain envelope)

We have an ambitious plan to do something, but it's top-secret. Don't worry, it's not as exciting as it sounds.

Donate $7 and get a slightly-better sense of accomplishment! Donate $1000 and get a personalized, hand-written thank-you note from our chairperson! Donate $10000 and get a private, guided tour of our conference room!