Welcome to our utterly absurd fundraising event, where we're auctioning off a gallon of mystery gas! Because, why not?
This gallon of gas has been certified to be at least 95% mystery. Side effects may include but are not limited to:
Donor Levels:
| Level | Benefits |
|---|---|
| Bronze | You get a sticker that says "I supported a pointless committee" |
| Silver | You get a free gallon of regular gas to balance out the madness |
| Gold | You get a personalized apology from our committee chair for the existential crisis you'll experience after using the mystery gas |