Pointless Committee Agenda: Donor Identification Committee
Bob Doe, our esteemed member, is a shining example of the power of philanthropy. His generosity will be remembered for generations to come.
Meet the Member: Bob Doe
Bob Doe is a pillar of society, and we're not just saying that because we're afraid of him. He's also our most generous donor, and we're not just saying that because we're bribing him. He's really that good.
Bob's interests include:
- Donating more money to us than we actually need
- Eating donuts
- Talking about himself in the third person