Donors Perks - Pointless Committee Agenda

Donations of $100 or more get you:

A personalized, hand-crafted certificate of appreciation, printed on recycled paper with a faint smell of despair
A complimentary, exclusive, and utterly useless "I donated to the Pointless Committee" bumper sticker
A 10% discount on our next utterly pointless committee meeting

Donors will also receive a special, one-time-only, non-transferable, non-redeemable "I'm a big shot" badge to wear on their lapel.

Or, if you donate $1,000 or more, you'll get a personalized, hand-delivered, and utterly unnecessary "thank you" call from our fearless leader.

See our Donors Trophies for more information on our donor recognition program.