Our C.E.O.'s Cries for Help

As you may know, our beloved C.E.O., Bob, has been feeling a bit... anxious lately. It seems the committee's lack of productivity has led him to question the very purpose of this committee. In a desperate attempt to satiate his existential dread, he's offering you the chance to donate money to support our "I'm Not a Failure, I Swear" Fund.

For just $100, you'll receive:

• A personalized, hand-written letter of apology from our C.E.O.
• A complimentary "I'm Not a Failure" t-shirt, perfect for hiding your shame from the world.
• A guaranteed seat at our next committee meeting, where you can witness the C.E.O.'s existential crisis firsthand.

Don't wait! Donate now and help us prove to Bob that this committee is, in fact, not a complete and utter disaster.

Donate now and receive our exclusive "I'm Not a Failure" mug!

Donate late and receive our sympathy.