As a member of the Pointless Committee, you are tasked with the most important and utterly meaningless endeavor of our time. Embellishing with exotic letters is an art form that requires great skill, patience, and an unhealthy dose of desperation.
Our experts have spent countless hours studying the art of taking a simple sentence and turning it into a masterpiece of verbosity. We've mastered the use of the humble 's', the majestic 'c', and the enigmatic 'q'. We've even been known to use as many as 5 exclamation points in a single paragraph.
But don't just take our word for it! Click here to see our expert team in action, embellishing the most mundane text with the most exotic of letters.
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Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our secret expert techniques and try it out for yourself. But be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.