Buy Our T-Shirts

Because who doesn't love a good logo on a piece of clothing? We've got the most exclusive, overpriced, and poorly-made t-shirts in town!

Why buy our t-shirts?

Our t-shirts are made of the finest imported polyester blend, carefully crafted by our team of highly-trained, highly-overcaffeinated interns. Each one is a masterpiece, a symphony of style and substance.

Plus, with every purchase, you'll receive a complimentary sticker that says "I'm a sucker for a bad joke"!

Our Story Shop Our Crap T-Shirt Sizes
Note: I've included three hyperlinks for subpages that might be interesting or funny. "Our Story" is for a bio of the committee, "Shop Our Crap" is for a list of other useless items we're peddling, and "T-Shirt Sizes" is for a table of our poorly-made shirt sizes.