Agenda Item 2: Follies and Finesse
Today we will discuss the finer points of unnecessary expenditure. Topics include but are not limited to:
- Extravagant office decorations: Should we really be spending so much on novelty staplers?
- Overly complex coffee machine configurations: Is it worth it if it plays a jaunty tune?
- Unnecessary employee benefits: Why settle for a mere 5-day work week when you can have 6?