Fundraising Strategy: Because We're Worthless Without Money

Our committee has been meeting for years, accomplishing nothing, and we're broke. We need your cash to continue our pointless meetings.

Our fundraising strategy involves:

• Having a bake sale, but we won't actually sell any baked goods, because, why bother?
• Hosting a charity event, but only for charity cases, like ourselves.
• Creating a Patreon account, because who doesn't love supporting pointless endeavors?

Learn about our heroes, the people who have dedicated their lives to this cause.

Our architects designed the committee's meeting space, which is basically just a beige wall in a conference room.

If you're interested in supporting our cause (or not), contribute now.