Pointless Committee: Agenda for Identifying Donors by the Number 3

Today's agenda includes the following crucial discussions:

10:00am - 10:30am: "The Importance of Donor Numbers 1-3"

We will explore the significance of identifying donors who give less than $3. Will they be the lifeblood of our committee or just a bunch of cheap thrills?

Minutes from Previous Meetings

Agenda for Next Meeting

10:30am - 11:15am: "The Science of Donor Number Identification"

We will discuss the latest research on identifying donors by their number 3. Because, let's be real, someone had to do it.

11:15am - 12:00pm: "Lunch Break: Eating Food That's Worth Exactly $3.00"

Join us for a special lunch break where we will only eat food that costs exactly $3.00. Because, math.