Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 09:00 - 09:15: Inauguration of the committee chair (by default)
• 09:15 - 10:00: "What is our purpose again?" discussion
• 10:00 - 11:00: Break for 'I'm still trying to remember why I'm here'
• 11:00 - 12:00: 'Let's make a decision, but not really'
• 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch break, because we forgot what we're eating
• 13:00 - 14:00: "We should totally do that thing, but first, let's discuss it some more"
• 14:00 - 15:00: "I'm out of here, I have a meeting with a real committee"

Important Announcements:

• There are no announcements, but we'll make some up later.
• Don't forget to bring your participation trophies.
• We're having a meeting in a meeting. It's a meta-meeting.

Upcoming Meetings:

• Fake Meeting 123: The one where we discuss nothing
• Committee of the Month: The one that's not actually a committee
• Decisions We Made Up: The one where we pretend to make decisions