MAGICAL MAGPIES COMMITTEE FOR THE BETTERMENT OF SOCIETY

(A committee so dedicated, so focused, so utterly pointless.)

AGENDA:

1. Hold a lavish banquet in honor of our feathered friends.

2. Host a magpie mingle, where members mingle with magpies.

3. Host a music festival featuring the most enchanting magpie melodies.

MEMBERS:

1. Mad Maggot, Chair of the Committee.

2. Magical Midge, Vice-Chair of the Committee.

3. Magpie Melvin, Secretary of the Committee.

Magical Magpies