As members of the Pointless Committee, we're thrilled to present our latest report on the future of magical magpies.
Our research team has been studying the intersection of magic and pigeons, and we're pleased to announce that our findings are nothing short of revolutionary.
According to our data, magical magpies will soon be capable of:
But that's not all! Our team has also discovered that magical magpies are secretly:
We invite you to join us on this groundbreaking journey into the future of magical magpies! Visit our subcommittee on Committee Members, and be a part of something truly... well, pointless.
We're currently accepting applications for membership. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most pointless committee in the world!
We've partnered with the finest artisans in the land to bring you a range of magical magpie-themed merchandise, including:
Buy now and support the Pointless Committee in our mission to make the world a more... pointless place!
We're proud to announce our upcoming event: Magpiepalooza – A night of magpie-themed trivia, food, drink, and revelry!
Join us for an evening of:
Don't miss out on the fun! Get your tickets now!