Today, we will discuss the importance of wasting time on trivial matters.
10:00 - 10:30: Introduction to the concept of doing nothing productive
10:30 - 11:00: Debate on the ethics of procrastination as a viable life choice
11:00 - 11:30: Lunch break, during which we will all pretend to be interested in the vending machine's snack options
11:30 - 12:00: In-depth analysis of the most efficient ways to create unnecessary tasks
Meeting-Adjacent Meeting Adjacent - Where the discussion will be even more pointless
Meeting Minutes - To be filled out by our most enthusiastic member, Bob