11:00 - 11:15: Coffee Break
Because, let's be real, the only thing we're really here for.
11:15 - 11:30: Staring Blankly into Space11:15 - 11:30: Staring Blankly into Space
We'll take a moment to contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.
11:30 - 11:45: More Staring, Less Thinking11:30 - 11:45: More Staring, Less Thinking
The art of doing nothing, elevated to an art form.
11:45 - 12:00: A Series of Random Nervous Laughter