Pointless Committee: Frenzied Fundraising Agenda for the Utterly Unnecessary

Meeting Minutes, 9:00-10:00 AM, 3rd Tuesday of Bureaucracy

Agenda Items:

• Item 9: Unnecessary Fundraiser for Unremarkable Causes

  Discussion of the completely-not-made-up charity: "Support for the Slightly-Underfunded Socks of the Incredibly-Overworked Administrative Assistant's Dog"

• Item 10: Debate on Whether or Not to Buy More Coffee

  Because, honestly, who doesn't love a good debate on caffeine intake?

Subcommittee: Under-Subcommittee for the Utterly-Underfunded Sock Puppet Ministry