Committee for the Utterly Pointless: Meeting Agenda

Item 9: Decree to Raise Our Voices to Something Meaningful

• Declare a Holiday for the Internal Sarcastic Employee
• Establish a Therapeutic Relationship with the Therapist
• Require Employees to Attend Symphony Concerts

Subcommittees:

• Singing and Dancing Subcommittees (SDSC)
• Employee Wellness Subcommittees (EWS)