Pointless Committee: Agenda - Raising Funds for Doing Nothing

Members - Janet Johnson

Jane is our resident expert in the field of Extreme Ironing. Her impressive collection of irons and pressing techniques will surely inspire our committee meetings.

She's also a master of the ancient art of Extreme Knitting. Her creations are sure to be a real eye-catcher.

As an added bonus, she's secretly a competitive pie-eater and will provide us with valuable insight on the importance of a well-timed snack.

Committee Goals

We're not entirely sure what we're achieving, but our goals include:

• Spending an entire day discussing the merits of one particular shade of beige
• Creating a new committee-specific jargon dictionary
• Deciding which font is the most efficient for our meeting minutes

Suggested Donations:

• $5 for a packet of artisanal coffee
• $10 for a set of high-quality paper clips
• $20 for a personalized pen with our committee's logo

Don't forget to send in your check to:

P.O. Box 99999, Pointlessville, USA 12345

(Please make checks payable to "The Pointless Committee" and include a brief message about how much you love our committee meetings.)

See Mike Johnson's Bio