Chairman: "I propose we spend an extra hour talking about the color of the walls in the break room."
Secretary: "But what about the importance of proper coffee mug orientation?"
Committee Member 1: "I think we should table this discussion and move on to more pressing matters, like who ate the last donut."
Next item on the agenda: The great debate about the best flavor of donut.
Previous minute: A brief overview of the committee's non-existent budget.