Minutes from the Moon
Minutes from the Moon are a real thing, we swear. Here's what we did on the 4th quarter of 2023:
- Discussed the importance of moon rocks in the grand scheme of things. Decided they're still rocks, but with more gravity.
- Decided to start a moon-based support group for people who are tired of Earth's gravity. First meeting: next Tuesday.
- Spent 2 hours debating the best type of space suit. Consensus: neon pink ones are the most aerodynamic.
Note: These minutes are highly confidential. Don't tell anyone, or we'll have to deny it.