Minutes From The Velociraptors 2023

Agenda Item 1: Intergalactic Brand Expansion Strategies

Presented by: Zorvath, Chief Marketing Officer

Summary

1. Launch a fleet of 1000 robotic space chickens as brand ambassadors.
2. Develop a line of intergalactic artisanal, small-batch space jam.
3. Purchase a timeshare on the moon to host exclusive product launch events.
4. Partner with the Andromedian Space Pirates to create a co-branded line of space pirate-themed merchandise.

Action Items:

• Zorvath to research and report back on robotic space chicken feasibility.
• Marketing department to design space jam packaging and branding.
• Finance department to review and approve timeshare purchase.
• Andromedian Space Pirates to negotiate co-branding terms.

Next Meeting:

Tentatively scheduled for 2024. Will be rescheduled if robotic space chickens prove too expensive.

Adjourned by: Zorvath, Chief Marketing Officer

Hyperlinks:

• Minutes From The Velociraptors 2024
• Intergalactic Brand Identity Document
• Robotic Space Chicken Specs