Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas

Fundraising Minutes of Inane Decisions

Decisions Decided

Item 1: Buying a new, slightly-used coffee machine

Unanimously agreed that we should spend all our budget on a coffee machine that will break down within a week.

Item 2: Hosting a bake sale

Decided to sell stale, overcooked baked goods to raise funds for "The Committee's Coffee Machine Fund."

Item 3: Creating a 3-hour meeting to discuss the importance of meetings

Unanimously agreed that more meetings were the solution to all problems, and that our next meeting should be at least 3 hours long.

Next meeting scheduled for never.