Pointless Committee: Monetary Mayhem Agenda

We, the esteemed members of the Pointless Committee, have gathered to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: making money out of thin air.

Agenda for Today's Meeting

• Item 1: Inflating the price of our non-existent stock options.
• Item 2: Creating a new tax on nothing.
• Item 3: Selling our collective expertise on how to do nothing.

View our proposed budget for world domination

Read our minutes of previous meetings, where we achieved nothing but had great snacks