We, the Frenemies of the Budget, are a committee of esteemed individuals with a proven track record of doing nothing.
We're here to discuss the allocation of our non-existent funds, because, let's be real, we're not exactly swimming in cash.
Our current balance is: -$123.45 (don't ask us, we've got bills to pay)
Agenda:
Next meeting: Never. Because, honestly, what's the point?