Our Bingo Card Rules

Because Someone Had to Do Something

Here are the completely-not-at-all-pointless rules for our Bingo Card initiative, because someone had to do something:

Rule 1: Don't Get Too Excited

Remember, this is a committee thing, and we're all just trying to not accomplish anything.

Rule 2: Use a Marker That Doesn't Bleed

Don't be that person who ruins it for everyone by using a Sharpie that's been left in a hot car for 5 years.

Rule 3: Don't Be That Person Who Calls It "Bingo"

Use the official term "Pointless Committee Bingo Card Initiative" or "PCBCI" for short.

Rule 4: Don't Get Too Attached

This is a committee thing, and attachments are just that: things that will get broken or lost in the committee shuffle.

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