Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs: Celebratory Expenses

Celebratory Expenses: The Budget Breakdown

As a committee renowned for our extravagance, we've allocated a significant portion of our budget for celebratory expenses. Because, let's face it, someone's gotta keep the champagne flowing.

Breakdown:

• Conference Room Renovations: $100,000 (because we like our meetings in style)
• Champagne and Caviar Subscription: $50,000 (it's for "research purposes")
• Cake and Pastry Catering for "Important Meetings": $20,000 (we're talking truffles)

And don't even get us started on the anonymous donations to the committee members themselves...