Our Raising Money Team: Because Someone Has to Do It

We're a committee of highly qualified, highly paid individuals dedicated to raising money for nothing. Our team includes:

• Bob, our expert in "thinking about" fundraising
• Jane, our specialist in "not actually doing" fundraising-related tasks
• John, our resident "I'm not sure what the point of this is" expert

Our mission is simple: to find ways to raise money for things we don't really need or want, and then not actually use it for that purpose. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Apply to join our team and share your expertise in doing nothing! Read our actual mission statement, if you dare.