Pointless Committee: Our Super Advanced Stapler

Our super advanced stapler is not just any stapler. It's a stapler that staples, but it's also a stapler that occasionally jams, spits out staples at you, and sometimes requires a 10-minute process of removing the staples with pliers. Because who needs efficiency, right?

Meet our team of experts, led by Dr. Emma Stuck, who have spent years developing this technology. They're still trying to figure out how to make it work, but hey, at least it's fun to watch them try!

Our Super Advanced Stapler in Action:

Meet Dr. Stuck and the team

Watch a video of the stapler in action (sort of)

Download our brochure for the super advanced stapler

Specifications:

Staple capacity: 50% of the time

Jam rate: 90%

Removal time: 10 minutes

Weight: 5 kg (including pliers)

Purchase our stapler today!

Order now and risk jamming your fingers!