Subcommittee Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Futile

Presented by: Bob, Chairperson of the Unsubstantive

Attendees: John (Sustainability Consultant), Jane (Eco-Consultant), Joe (Energy Expert)

Objective: Develop a plan to harness the power of unicorn farts to fuel the world's energy needs.

Discussion:

1. Bob: "I propose we build a massive, glittering crystal that will harness the magical energy of unicorn farts."
2. John: "But won't that require a team of expert unicorn whisperers? And a team of engineers to build the crystal? And a team of lawyers to deal with the inevitable lawsuits from the Unicorns' Union? Ah ha ha ha!"
3. Jane: "Actually, we can just use, uh, 'green' energy from, uh, 'renewable' sources, like, uh, 'sustainable' wind and solar power."

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: The subcommittee shall proceed with the crystal plan. (Unanimously decided, with one dissenting vote from Jane.)
• Resolution 2: The subcommittee shall establish a new department for Unicorn Whispering and Crystal Engineering.
• Resolution 3: The subcommittee shall appoint Jane as the new Chairperson of the Unsubstantive. (By unanimous vote, with Bob abstaining.)

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