Pretzel Replacement Theories

Subcommittee A: "Pretzels are actually just a form of sentient fungus." - Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth

Subcommittee B: "We can replace pretzels with an endless supply of free cheese puffs." - Bob P. Fettlesworth

Subcommittee C: "Actually, we should just make everything a pretzel." - Committee Chairperson, Jane P. Finkelstein