Raffle Prize Committee Agenda

Today, we'll be discussing the finer points of awarding a prize for doing absolutely nothing.

Agenda:

• 10:00am - 10:30am: Introduction to the concept of raffle prizes and their existential meaning.
• 10:30am - 11:15am: Debate on the merits of a toaster versus a year's supply of coffee as the ultimate prize.
• 11:15am - 12:00pm: Voting on the winner of the prize, with a 2/3 majority required for a decision.

Subcommittees:

• Toaster Fan Club - Discussing the finer points of toaster design and its relation to the raffle prize.
• Toaster Hater Society - Exploring the philosophical implications of toaster-based prizes.