Pointless Committee Agenda for the Week of Utter Inefficiency
Monday, 10:00 AM - Spaghetti Tossing Committee Meeting
Attendees: Bob, Carol, and Dave. Objective: To determine which way is better to toss spaghetti. North, South, East, or West?
Decisions made:
- North is the superior way to toss spaghetti.
- A motion was made to have a spaghetti-eating contest to settle the debate, but it was tabled due to concerns about mess and stomach discomfort.
See mostly unanimous decisions made during this meeting.
Action Items:
- Bob will research the aerodynamics of spaghetti in flight.
- Carol will prepare a PowerPoint presentation on the benefits of tossing spaghetti.
Next meeting: Wednesday, 2:00 PM - Spaghetti Tasting Committee Meeting
Location: The conference room with the broken chair. Report a chair issue