As a committee of visionaries, we've seen the future, and it's bright. Very bright. Like, "you'll-need-to-wear-sunglasses-to-look-at-it" bright. But, you know what they say: "You can't have a bright future without some serious cash, baby!"
That's why we're here to collect your pledge, because, let's face it, we're not just any committee. We're the Steve Jobs Wannabe Committee, and we're all about changing the world, one dollar at a time.
So, what do you say, friends? Will you pledge your dollars to our noble cause? Will you join us in our quest for world domination, or at the very least, world "influence"?