Welcome, esteemed member of The Committee of the Pointless. We're glad you asked us to pledge your prophets, your hopes, and your dreams. But, let's get down to business.
What prophets will we get for our troubles?
- Free coffee
- Discounts on our merchandise
- A chance to wear this t-shirt of destiny
Don't worry, it's not like it's going to cost you anything. Except for, you know, your soul.
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