Agenda Item 1: "We need a new coffee machine that can make more than just plain old coffee."

• Discussion on the merits of single-serve coffee pods vs. bulk coffee.
• Research on the most expensive coffee machines that make us look cool.
• Vote on whether to get a coffee machine that also plays the Macarena.

Agenda Item 2: "We need to make more money by selling 'I'm With Stupid' t-shirts."

• Design a logo that's not too tacky but still conveys our message.
• Decide on a font that's not Comic Sans, but still makes you look like a try-hard.
• Order 10,000 t-shirts and hope nobody notices they're made in China.