Pointless Committee Agenda

Agenda for the Committee of Utterly Useless Pursuits

Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending

Meeting Minutes for the Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of spending $100,000 on a commemorative plaque.
• Item 2: Debate the feasibility of hiring a team of highly-paid consultants to tell us that our spending is pointless.
• Item 3: Vote on whether or not to buy a new, unnecessary espresso machine.

Important Note: All decisions must be made with the utmost haste and without regard for fiscal responsibility.

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