Minutes from the Committee of Utter Futility: Fanciful Spending Sub-Subcommittee

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussing the feasibility of hiring a committee to investigate the committee's own hiring practices.
• Item 2: Allocating funds to create a task force to study the feasibility of hiring the committee to investigate the committee's own hiring practices.
• Item 3: Debating the merits of using 3x5 index cards to record meeting minutes instead of the standard 8.5x11 paper.

Notes from the Chair:

We need more meetings.

Someone needs to make a motion to make a motion.

Seconded by the Chair.

Related Pages:

• Other Fanciful Expenses
• Committee Culture Subcommittee
• Archived Meeting Minutes