Pointless Committee Agenda: Raising Money for Absolutely Nothing

Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity

We're a subcommittee of the Pointless Committee, because why not? Our goal is to raise as much money as possible for absolutely nothing. Yes, you read that right. We're talking about a committee that exists solely to waste time and resources on utterly useless projects.

• Project 1: Building a 100-story-tall monument to the concept of "Maybe"
• Project 2: Creating a 24/7 "I'm Not Doing It" Hotline
• Project 3: Developing a language that's a cross between English and gibberish

Contribute to our utterly useless projects today!

Donations are not actually accepted. But if you want to, like, maybe donate, you can try calling our "I'm not doing it" hotline.

Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity Meeting Schedule:

• Monday: "Maybe" meetings at 3pm
• Wednesday: "I'm Not Doing It" hotline training sessions
• Friday: Gibberish language development workshops