| Member | Attendance Status |
| Zaphod Beeblewobble | Did not attend because I'm busy being fabulous |
| Professor Hubert F. P. Brainstorm | Was here, but only to collect my paycheck |
| Bartholomew W. F. P. Brainstorm | Was kidnapped by aliens, but sent a nice note |
| Chairman, Committee of Utter Absurdity | Did not attend because I was too busy being a dictator |
Meeting adjourned, but not before I took all the cookies.