Because who needs a functional society when you can have a committee that meets for hours to discuss the minutiae of charitable giving?
Here's a quiz to test your mettle: How much would you give to the following causes?
10% of our budget goes to buying new paint for their headquarters.
How much would you contribute?
2. Funding for the 'Institute of Extreme Croquet'?
They need money for new mallets and a fancy lawn to play on.
How much would you donate?
3. The 'Society of People Who Like to Collect Unusual Pencils'?
They need money for a new collection of 1000 vintage pencils.
How much would you give?
Submit your answers, and we'll tell you how much you're a 'good person'.