Today's agenda: Discussing the merits of spending taxpayer dollars on a statue of a chicken wearing a sombrero.
Agenda items:
- Item 1: The chicken's sombrero is a metaphor for the struggles of modern art.
- Item 2: We must ensure the chicken statue is at least 10 feet tall to be visible from space.
- Item 3: Who will be responsible for polishing the chicken's beak?
- Item 4: Can we get a grant for this project from the National Endowment for the Arts?
Subcommittee of the Utter Absurdity Committee:
Subcommittee Meeting 2
Subcommittee Meeting 3
Subcommittee Adjourn Meeting